 Love and Marriage QuotesHere is a collection of some of my favourite love and marriage quotes. Some are funny, while others will make you think and evaluate your relationship. It's sad to say but love and marriages often get tested after a baby is born. Feelings of stress, exhaustion and overwhelm can spoil a mood faster than your toddler walking in on you doing the deed. Read these love and marriage quotes to remind you of why you fell in love with your partner in the first place. Hey, they might just get you in the mood.
--Fidel Maestro Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. Those who deserve love the least need it the most. Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind. Relationships create the fabric of our lives. They are the fibers that weave all things together. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Love is giving someone your undivided attention. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. One who walks the road with love will never walk the road alone. More Love and Marriage QuotesPure love is a willingness to give without a thought of receiving anything in return.--Peace Pilgrim An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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