Pregnancy Quotes
Here are some of my favourite pregnancy quotes. For some women, pregnancy is a beautiful experience. For others, it's a time where chewing glass would feel more comfortable. Whatever your experience, these pregnancy quotes will help you through and let you know that you're not alone. Here's to a healthy and uneventful pregnancy!

A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die. --Mary MasonA mother's joy begins when new life is stirring inside... when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone. --Author Unknown Before you were conceived I wanted youBefore you were born I loved youBefore you were here an hour I would die for youThis is the miracle of Mother's Love. --Maureen Hawkins Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be. --Carrie Fisher Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch. --E.B. White, Charlotte's Web There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. --Irena Chalmers Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. --Joyce Armor I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. --Sherry Glaser Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. --Rita Rudner You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. --Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn" People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool. --Elayne Boosler By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. --Phyllis Diller Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. --Erma Bombeck If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies. --Barbara Ehrenreich Your boobs've gone up 10 times in size, Your cups've gone up from an A to D, That's bad for you, but it's fun for me ... I ain't no baddie, I am your baby's daddy. --Chris Martin of Coldplay, sung to pregnant wife Gwyneth Paltrow When I was pregnant ... I was a woman. No deadlines or curtains to meet. Whenever I thought of what was growing inside me [I felt that it was] a miracle, the height of creativity for any woman. --Barbra Streisand To be pregnant has been for me each time the supreme joy ... I was doing the greatest thing in the world without having to do anything -- all I had to do was be. --Gloria Vanderbilt
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